100 MOVIES. 100 QUOTES. 100 NUMBERS.
The downside to the rough economy is the loss of jobs. The upside? People have more freetime to edit together videos like this. (Counting from 100 to 1 in movie quotes.)

“BASE” JUMPING OFF OF THE BURJ DUBAI
Dubai…beautiful place. But the law is a little strict there. So, what do these guys do? Illegally climb to the top of the Burj Dubai, in construction, and jump off. You know. It’s only 150 stories high. They are perfectly sane.

COLDPLAY’S CHRIS MARTIN RUNS INTO CROWD, NEARLY INCITES RIOT
Luckily Coldplay fans don’t have rage.

HYUNDAI VS TOYOTA: KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES
WARNING!: This video has staged, fake violence meant for comical purposes only. Starring Conan O’Brien’s Andy Richter.

HULA HOOP PRODIGY
It AMAZES me that kids still play with these now… a 14 year old not on Facebook. Amazing.

SPEED PI
This girl can recite the first 500 digits of Pi…which we all know is 3.1415whocares.

It’s another Monday, which is awful in itself. So, in order to temporarily brighten up your day, here are some funny videos! (And make sure you sign up to win that brand new Dodge Caliber from Metro Motor Group!)

CITY COUNCIL MEMBER FARTS DURING HEARING
A beautiful example of democracy in action.

TRUCKS VS BRIDGE…GUESS WHO WINS?
Makes you wonder who is to blame…the drivers, or the city? (Obviously the drivers, but seriously, maybe an alarm or a warning pole before hand. Cmon.)

SLEEPING DOG RUNS INTO WALL
Hahahahahahaha awh. Awh yes.

DID THIS DOG EAT A BABY?!
Oh my GOD. Gerber…you’ve got a new spokesdog.

GIVE A CHILD A BOOK OF KITTENS…AND LET HER IMAGINATION RUN WILD
Well, at least she’s reading a book, right?

Alright! So I missed a week! I’M SORRY!! I’ve been busy pole dancing, jumping in the ocean, and taking Zumba classes! But now, I am fully ready and prepared to give you a bunch of funny.

Because I feel so bad about neglecting you, this will be a big one. Breathe in…and…begin:

WHAT THE FORKLIFT?!
Much like that pair of jeans from your high school years, you can’t fit your big load in that little opening.

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
For fans of animals eating, we bring you your heaven.

FORREST GUMP…IN ONE MINUTE
Better than “Benjamin Button”‘s attempt at Forrest Gump in 3 hours.

WANT TO SEE WHAT AN ILLEGAL STICK LOOKS LIKE?
I never really loved the National Hockey League, but this is kind of funny and pathetic. I guess there are rules as to how big your hockey stick has to be in certain places. This guy had a stick that was too small (I don’t see the problem either), realized he was caught, and tries to cover it up. Oh, hockey players.

OBLIGATORY “BUZZER BEATER” SHOT FROM A LONG DISTANCE
Another one from the world of sports. This happens too often nowadays.

THE URO CLUB
Yes. Ladies and gentlemen. I leave you with a golf club you can pee in. I’ll be here all week!

It’s another week of video delights on the blog…I am on the net constantly, weed through the garbage, and bring you the funniest, most amazing, and pretty weird videos out there. This week is a BIG ONE…here we go.

BEER BOTTLE DOMINOS
You work at a beer factory, and you’re bored of the whole "lift the bottle to your mouth" thing? Got a few hours of company time and a ridiculous amount of beer bottles? Then you, my friend, have beer bottle dominos.

A DATING SITE…FOR FARMERS
That’s right! Listen up! Are you a farmer sewing the seeds of love by your lonesome? Well, put that hoe down, and get ready to hoe-down at FarmersOnly.com (yeah, it’s a real website)…complete with awful jingle.

ABC SINGING KID IS OBVIOUSLY…UM…TWISTED
Good God.

THESE PARENTS NEED TO BE JAILED
Although this is pretty funny. Kid on spinny thing. Parent spins spinny thing. Comedy ensues.

THIS ISN’T FUNNY…IT’S JUST AWESOME
Even though this is .COMedy, it doesn’t always have to be funny! Sometimes it’ll be that awkward "whoa did I just see that" chuckle. A few years ago, this guy Andy McKee uploaded a video to YouTube of himself playing guitar…and doing a phenomenal job at it. To date, its gotten 9 Million views…so then this kid Sungha Jung, decided to give the song a shot. Fun fact: he isn’t old enough to drive a car…unreal. GREAT job. (And the Andy McKee album is AMAZING…you should give it a listen.)

HALFCOURT SHOT…OFF THE MASCOT’S…WELL…YEAH…NOTHING BUT NET.
You know somewhere on this earth, Rhody the Ram is wincing..

"IMAGINE" ON AN IPHONE
Another one of those "it’s not funny, but it’s awesome" videos. There are a few piano apps in the Apple iPhone app store (legit, you can play piano on your phone)…and this is the best performance I’ve seen so far.

It’s that time again! A look at some of the funniest videos on the web…

DARTH VADER AFTER DENTIST
Last week, we introduced you to David, who was a little hopped up on the happy gas after going to the dentist. Now, there are SEVERAL remixes, including ones that mix lil David with Christian Bale and his freak-out (not safe for work…google it)…but this one takes the cake. I bring you, Darth Vader After Dentist.

HIGH FIVE ESCALATOR
Let me be honest with you. I have an unhealthy high-five addiction. In fact, The Rhode Show executive producer, Rebecca, hates giving me "fives" so much that she actually has our interns do it for them. It hurts. It really does. Now, Improv Everywhere shows you that one man, a few signs from Kinko’s and 45 minutes will get you several fives. Take that, Rebecca.

HOW NEWS ANCHORS SPEND THEIR COMMERCIAL BREAKS
Vince. Lilly. Cmon. We HAVE to start doing this.

YES. That’s right. I am doing my civic duty, weeding through the garbage on the net, and giving you only the best in the web’s viral videos. Here are a couple funny ones…and next week, we are going to kick this into high gear.

KID GOES NUTTY AFTER DENTIST VISIT
Too much laughing gas…and this kid is doped up.

USAIN BOLT CELEBRATES VERY EARLY VICTORY
What happens when you’re faster than a Bugatti in 5th gear? You get a lil’ bit cocky.

ANDY SAMBERG IS "ON A BOAT" WITH T-PAIN
This guy is pretty much the biggest thing Saturday Night Live has going right now…features reversed and removed curse words. Much like Fox prime-time!